Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman by reddit_human in Jokes

[–]malexder -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

From what I read here, Jenner still has a dick and balls. Wouldn't take mean s/he is a lady boy (or lady old man) and not a woman?

Mum and sister have had an argument about her not contributing to anything round the house. This note appeared in the bathroom this morning... by Watstofferson in funny

[–]malexder -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

That's all either one of you noticed in that badly written note? Did you guys attend the same shitty school?

Those morons used the front break by piponwa in funny

[–]malexder -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I've always found people who don't know the difference between "brake" and "break" are morons.

I am Alfonso Ribeiro, the new host of AFV and creator of the Carlton! AMA! by AlfonsoRibeiroAMA in IAmA

[–]malexder -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Are you glad you were finally able to land a steady gig after years and years of marginal employment?

No Face Portrait with Landscape // by David Armacost (me) at Hybrid Image Tattoo // Cincinnati OH by DoctorRobot in tattoos

[–]malexder -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but I don't think that is either well done or nice to look at. That will be an unrecognizable blob of color some years down the road. I just shake my head...

I'm hoping this is a thing that people do and not just a result of my crushing loneliness by jokor in AdviceAnimals

[–]malexder -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I've never done anything like that, but hey, I can understand how lonely people might.

Pooping on the beach in India [NSFW] by arefx in WTF

[–]malexder -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Reason 45 not to go to India. Can these people be any more primitive?

My wife finally asked me to teach her how to cook. First thing first. Learn to open a can of greenbeans. by Ron1774 in videos

[–]malexder -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Canned green beans? I don't know what you're teaching your wife, but it ain't cooking.

I built a rolling barn-style door for my ensuite by myparentsbasemnt in DIY

[–]malexder -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I applaud your skill but not your design sense. IMHO, that door is too heavy and out of character for an ensuite. I know it's a popular, even faddish, look these days, but it works best in other places in a home.

German Soldier Speaks About World War 2 by Yogpod in videos

[–]malexder -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

That's because you're an illiterate drunk, obviously.

Woman purposefully blinds herself to become disabled by Sammie_SU in videos

[–]malexder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The so-called pyschologist who blinded her should be arrested and jailed. S/he has a stunning lack of ethics.

German Soldier Speaks About World War 2 by Yogpod in videos

[–]malexder -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

What a waste of time. Guy really had little to say; not interesting at all. The interviewer is as dumb as a bag of rocks.

I can't believe that my friend had made it out alive. by lalathros in WTF

[–]malexder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lucky guy. Obvious by the damage that he was driving too fast. Was he also drunk? I hope his reckless behavior did not cause anyone injuries (other than the taxpayers who have to clean up his mess).

Hajj: 100 dead and 390 injured in Mina stampede by M4jedd in worldnews

[–]malexder -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Ah, those wacky Arabs. Aren't they precious?

Done with this shitty life!!! Nothing but the best for my family and I from today, high life here I come :) by [deleted] in funny

[–]malexder -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The high life will be yours after you learn how to speak and write proper English.

Facebook friend found her horse like this this morning [NSFW] by BirdyB in WTF

[–]malexder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The fuckologism is huge on this one. Some people need to be jailed and castrated.

Found this at a gas station. I don't even know... by randall_p_mcMurphy in funny

[–]malexder -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The Chinese are not all that sharp, you know. After discovering fireworks and noodles, everything went down hill.

Tom Brady's 4 game suspension revoked. by bloodvaults in nfl

[–]malexder -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Brady is pissed. Now, everyone will pay.

When you meet a girl in a club / the morning after by samvilla_1 in funny

[–]malexder -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It was an unbelievably lame joke. Apparently, you don't get out much.

Any advise for a nasty virus embedded somewhere in Google Chrome? by HAZMA7 in techsupport

[–]malexder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your reply was way off the mark, but I'm curious... How are DNS settings hijacked? I don't understand why static settings would even work? None of this makes sense to me but I'm hardly an expert.

One of the craziest and wildest exchange i have seen in MMA for a while. by TheINTL in videos

[–]malexder -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Weak-assed fighters. All that slamming into each other's faces and neither is knocked out? A pro boxer would have put both these pussies on their asses.

Tom Brady beats NFL in 'Deflategate' court case, judge nullifies league's 4-game suspension by Peter_Venkman_1 in sports

[–]malexder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your logic is extremely faulty. Neither one of us knows what was or wasn't on Brady's phone and it doesn't matter. He was under no legal obligation to hand it over. If a cop stops you and asks to search your car, would you let him do it? If you replied "yes," then you are ignorant of your rights.

Tom Brady beats NFL in 'Deflategate' court case, judge nullifies league's 4-game suspension by Peter_Venkman_1 in sports

[–]malexder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heck, you admit you're ignorant about the case but that doesn't prevent you from saying he "clearly cheated." Why the fuck are you even here?

Had all my teeth removed...looks pretty fucked up by Crampedcoat in WTF

[–]malexder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey, invite me over and I'll bring the garlic mashed potatoes.

Had all my teeth removed...looks pretty fucked up by Crampedcoat in WTF

[–]malexder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're welcome. I'm looking forward to having my steak with a glass of chianti with dinner tonight.

Sweet Redneck Tattoo by Bucks_trickland in WTF

[–]malexder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If only her ass were worth jumping on, I could overlook her redneck, genetic-defective dumb fuckery.

Over 200 bodies washed ashore on Italy's coastline last night by jloy88 in WTF

[–]malexder -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Well, at least the sharks will be well fed.

What the deuce is living under my father inlaws toe?! by mistaliu in WTF

[–]malexder -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You're better off asking why you f-in-law is such a dumb fuck that he couldn't figure out that he needed to see a doctor. Hey, maybe it will turn out to be something deadly and when he dies, you and his little honey bunny will inherit whatever meager crap he managed to pass on.

Man put his wedding band on his penis, had to have his wedding tackle amputated by TortoiseSex in WTF

[–]malexder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking his wife can't believe she married a dumb motherfucker like this clown.

Had all my teeth removed...looks pretty fucked up by Crampedcoat in WTF

[–]malexder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Should have flossed and brushed like all the other normal people with a brain. Now, it sucks to be you and I don't give a shit.

Over 200 bodies washed ashore on Italy's coastline last night by jloy88 in WTF

[–]malexder -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I tried to tell them to stay at home and deal with their shit there but would they listen? Nope.

Apparently butt hole tattoo's are the new thing NSFW by HammiesCantGetMeDown in pics

[–]malexder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The tattoo artist must be desperate for the work if he's willing to do that.

No words. by lozeerose in WTF

[–]malexder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how a moron like you can even figure out how to breathe.

No words. by lozeerose in WTF

[–]malexder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Like the other guy said: Piece of fucking shit (and lowlife trash).

I got married on Friday, just us two at the courthouse. Thanks to the upstanding citizen (her name was Karen) who saw us walking out and assumed we just got hitched and took this picture :) by Jorge43543 in pics

[–]malexder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Look, I got married in the shitty little office of the justice of peace. Still, my wife and I put on our best clothes (trust me, the duds were hardly fancy because we were jobless and broke at the time). We wanted to put our best foot forward for the day and for the future. It was a matter of self-respect and respect for the occasion. I agree blow-out weddings are a waste of money. Better to put a down payment on a house with the dough. If you think marriage is a piece of paper, you're either young, unattached or divorced. People who say shit like that just don't get it.

Amy Schumer nude pic (NSFW) by logangrey123 in funny

[–]malexder -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

That doll has a better body than Schumer. Please stop insulting the doll.

I got married on Friday, just us two at the courthouse. Thanks to the upstanding citizen (her name was Karen) who saw us walking out and assumed we just got hitched and took this picture :) by Jorge43543 in pics

[–]malexder -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you can't even show a little self-respect at one of the most important moments in your life, it makes me wonder just how seriously you're gonna take the marriage. Why anyone would want to dress like a peasant to get married, I'll never know.

She tried to be cool by SlimJones123 in funny

[–]malexder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This video would have been better if she was naked.

I got married on Friday, just us two at the courthouse. Thanks to the upstanding citizen (her name was Karen) who saw us walking out and assumed we just got hitched and took this picture :) by Jorge43543 in pics

[–]malexder -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

So you decided to dress like broke-ass, don't-give-a-shit people to get married? I guess you decided the occasion wasn't worth putting on some decent clothes and acting like adults?

My wife told me the poutine here was huge. I didn't believe her. Turns out she was right... by steelfrog in pics

[–]malexder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would anyone in his or her right mind eat that pile of disgusting garbage? I'm going to puke now.

I took this mind blowing photo in Myanmar by ddrmaxgt37 in pics

[–]malexder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Mind-blowing?" You don't have a clue just how shitty that picture is.

Cat says "no more" during her bath! by fozzie33 in videos

[–]malexder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel sorry for that poor cat. Its owner is a dumb fuck who thinks cats need to be bathed.

So my girlfriend said I was getting a butt surprise on my birthday.... by Mopieboy in pics

[–]malexder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm "undatable," you fucking illiterate. I've been married for many years. Now go back to your little video game and dreaming about having a real girlfriend instead of an inflatable doll for sex. (Moron doesn't get when people are joking.)

So my girlfriend said I was getting a butt surprise on my birthday.... by Mopieboy in pics

[–]malexder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erm, your girlfriend is a nutjob. You may not realize it just now. If I were you, I'd run away like a motherfucker who just got caught with his pants down by the lady's husband.

Broken zipper by Muleryder in funny

[–]malexder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how they're making realistic-looking dicks for transgenders these days.

tattoo by g8rade in WTF

[–]malexder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's amazing that a mouth breather can figure out where there's a tattoo shop and can come up with the money to pay for one. I hope this moron isn't reproducing.

Truck driving in passing lane with no gap in front him realizes a Camaro is trying to cut him off just to be one whole car length further in line. Truck paces an 18-wheeler to teach camaro driver to next time wait in line. Camaro doesn't want to learn lesson, so he learns it the hard way. by brna767 in videos

[–]malexder -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Naw, that ain't me. You're just pissed because I spoke the truth. It's people like you who think it's their job to police the actions of other people without thinking of the potential consequence of your behavior.

Truck driving in passing lane with no gap in front him realizes a Camaro is trying to cut him off just to be one whole car length further in line. Truck paces an 18-wheeler to teach camaro driver to next time wait in line. Camaro doesn't want to learn lesson, so he learns it the hard way. by brna767 in videos

[–]malexder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't decide which of the two drivers is the bigger douche. No one was in front of the pickup and the driver should have passed the semi and gotten out of the passing lane like the law in probably every state (and country, for that matter) dictates. Instead, he acts like a sociopath and puts the lives of innocent people (the semi driver) at risk. If there is a God, the both of them will probably go to hell. It's amazing just how large the percentage of shitty drivers is.

Whale Shark butchered while stile alive in Yangjiang, Southern Guangdong province by Noname_Maddox in WTF

[–]malexder 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The Chinese are fucking despicable. I hate every fucking billion of them. Before long they'll be eating each other.

Turtle tattoo by lord_syphilis in WTF

[–]malexder -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

This guy should jump off a building and save humanity from being infected with his genes.

Saw an Aku/Samurai Jack tattoo the other day on here and figured I'd share mine. by [deleted] in pics

[–]malexder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never understand why anyone would want shit like permanently embedded under their skin.

African refugees protest against 'monotonous' Italian food that was given to them by their Italian hosts by linesreadlines in pics

[–]malexder 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My old grandma used to say when I complained about being hungry: "Eat one hand and save the other for tomorrow." Fucking ingrates should stop being a burden on everyone who are trying to help them.

As a German travelling the USA, I was amazed to find that you guys are selling canned mineral water. by arkandji in funny

[–]malexder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only people who drink that shit-in-a-can are brain-dead college bros and gays who want to be ready for anonymous sex at a moment's notice. Germans know beer. Any of you retards who think differently need to get out of your mom's basement more often.

As promised: A picture of my dad and I sharing the same moment, 35 years apart. All thanks to Reddit. by 4reddits in pics

[–]malexder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet your Dad knows the difference between "me" and "I" and can use these words correctly. In his day, and mine, we cared about using proper English. It's not down to you. Your generation isn't as well educated as ours.

Police officer in France trying to stop African immigrants from getting through a fence and into UK-bound trucks by linesreadlines in pics

[–]malexder 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I lived in Europe for many years and now, whenever I travel in the UK, France, Germany and elsewhere, I'm struck at just how much immigrants have negatively impacted those countries. They have no skills, can't get jobs so they become a burden on taxpayers, they create and then overrun ghettos with crime and they refuse, or are unable, to assimilate. Muslims, in particular, think Europeans should conform to them instead of the opposite. They're creators and funders of dangerous, radical behavior all over Europe and the rest of the world. It's no coincidence that the 9/11 Islamic murderers all came from Germany. Muslims have killed hundreds of people all across Europe (and let's not even get started on what they're doing to each other in the Middle East, India and Pakistan). I don't not feel any sympathy for the illegal parasites in Calais.

Police officer in France trying to stop African immigrants from getting through a fence and into UK-bound trucks by linesreadlines in pics

[–]malexder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good job. The UK doesn't need any more uneducated, freeloading lowlifes. Fuck those people. Let them stay in their own countries and work to improve it instead of being a burden on others who are doing what needs to be done for their own countries.

"We were 72 seconds early." They traveled for 10 years and hit their target with an accuracy of two minutes. Well done, people. by mike_pants in space

[–]malexder -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

USA! No other country in the world could dream of accomplishing anything like this. Proud to be an American -- today and every day.

Wife said "lets renovate the bathroom, we both need more shelf space." by notnexus in funny

[–]malexder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad that I'm not married to your wife who apparently is utterly self-absorbed with her appearance. Ugh. Just ugh.

What scene from a movie or TV show just rips your heart out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]malexder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Sofie has to choose in Sofie's Choice.

I made it, I photographed it, I ate it. by burleson2 in food

[–]malexder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burger looks good even with the shitty photography.

Showing off her tig ole bitties by rednerrus2012 in Amateur

[–]malexder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Tig ole bitties?" How old are you? 10 or 12?

Tig ol' bitties by great_coogamooga in milf

[–]malexder -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Here's real kiddie talk: Ga ga goo goo.

Ava Addams setting one boob free by Chris_DK in milf

[–]malexder -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why do you keep posting pictures of this skank? Dude, you have no clue.

Ava Addams happy and naked by Chris_DK in milf

[–]malexder -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This broad is just plain nasty. Why the fuck do you keep posting pics of her?

Always wear a helmet, folks. by [deleted] in pics

[–]malexder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only helmet I'll wear is a full-faced one like you're showing. Any other hlemet is only half protection.

That's one way to fix your door by Pgratz in WTF

[–]malexder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's great how he matched the color of the duct tape and the car. You can hardly tell what a nice job he did.

My idiot brother just sent this to our Mom for Mother's Day by SuchDogeBall in videos

[–]malexder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poster's Mom says to him after watching the video, "You know your brother was always my favorite, right?"

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